Rampage o'clock has struck, let's check in on Mr. Rock and the big nasty critters

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Hello I'm Alan and I'll be commenting on this film. #Ramp2018

Hello Hervey here, I'm excited to join the rampage #ramp2018

BEAUTIFUL WB shield to start this, it's so orange #ramp2018

Wow, we're starting in space. Surprising twist! #ramp2018

We're seeing floating laptops and floating corpses, starting with a bang #ramp2018

The space doctor is securing the space samples #ramp2018

I hope this space scientist gets home safe. #ramp2018

This space guinea pig is a clear threat to hull security #ramp2018

Oh no, space scientist down. #ramp2018

RIP spacedoctor #ShesWIthTheSpaceAngelsNow #ramp2018

We're in San Diego! #ramp2018

These gorillas are moving faster and more agilely than any gorillas I've ever seen. #ramp2018

Damn, I was really hoping that these three assistants to The Rock would turn into the three monsters, but now I see that the albino gorilla already exists #ramp2018

George the CG gorilla is a star #ramp2018

I hope the whole film is just The Rock communicating with gorillas. #ramp2018

This woman who is hitting on The Rock looks like she could be his daughter. #ramp2018

I'm actually enjoying that the vibe so far is "elevated CBS sitcom" #ramp2018

"Animals like you, they like you. They don't like you, they eat you." #ClassicMovieLines #ramp2018

Space samples have touched down #ramp2018

Space strikes back! #SpaceStrike #ramp2018

Almost everything is clearly kinda offkilter CG, even things that have no reason to be, this is real Zemeckis-core #ramp2018

Love seeing more of the San Diego Zoo. #ramp2018

It's actually the San Diego Wildlife Preserve #ramp2018

The Rock now has to deal with the classic problem of Gorilla Expansion #ramp2018

This company seems slightly unethical #ramp2018

"There's a reason we were doing these experiments in space" definitely giving "I just want to be awesome in space" vibes. #ClassicMovieLines #TearsOfSteel #ramp2018

Our new protagonist is studying genetics. Could be useful! #ramp2018

I like that we get a full on-screen shot of her ID card in the first 10 seconds she's on screen, very helpful (her name is Kathleen, if I read it right) #ramp2018

This movie moves like Jumper. Now we're in Wyoming! #WyomingTrip #ramp2018

We're covering so many different locations, this isn't exactly "coherent" or "good" storytelling, but if feels very Earful #ramp2018

The Rock knows that his gorilla friend is more useful massive and alive than dead and not massive. #ramp2018

"He's growing, isn't he?" #ClassicMovieLines #ramp2018

They're going to run out of cages large enough pretty soon. #ramp2018

Very nice website she's got on her phone that shows all the cool animal traits. #ramp2018

It seems like a great business plan to test the "make animals power and unpredictable" serum on a space station #ramp2018

"It's not gonna hold" #ClassicMovieLines #ramp2018

I feel like George getting tranquilized is a very reasonable step and not worth this level of drama. #ramp2018

George has been tranquilized, glad that we've solved our conflicts #ramp2018

These guys getting decimated by this wolf is giving StarCraft opening cinematic vibes. #ramp2018

This reminds me more of a Cabela's hunting game, great POV shots of elk jumping at you #ramp2018

This wolf is really outclassing George so far, much more impressive monster #ramp2018

Why is The Rock in handcuffs? #ramp2018

His primatology was downright criminal #ramp2018

The government seems to have everything under control here. What a relief. #ramp2018

I thought I could trust Kate, until I learned she stole those disk drives

Let's trust the govt guy to simply destroy George #ramp2018

Glad to see that modifying radio antennae at the top of the Willis Tower isn't caught up in red tape, this is such a smoothly running operation #ramp2018

This dialogue is parody-level dumb action movie dialogue. #ramp2018

I think it's actually very smart

UPDATE: Ralph is visiting Mount Rushmore #ramp2018

UPDATE: the lizard we haven't seen in 45 minutes is back, and headed for Chicago #ramp2018

George has apparently inherited the "don't be harmed by bullets" trait from the most bulletproof animal #ramp2018

I recommend they stop shooting George. #ramp2018

George can turn this plane around. #ramp2018

The Rock going the extra mile to save the government dude. #TrueHeroism #ramp2018

No way George can survive that one #ramp2018

Can't kill George at this point. #ramp2018

"Thank you for getting this ol' cowboy off that plane" #ClassicMovieLines #ramp2018

Evil Company seems to have two arcade machines in their office #ramp2018

Malin Akerman is attempting to pin the monsterification on Kate, and folks, #ThatsNotRight #ramp2018

I like how even a shot like "human being The Rock, standing in front of some corn fields" looks like 98% CG #ramp2018

"Every time I'd make a breakthrough that could help my brother they were secretly using it to make weaponized DNA." #FirstWorldProblems #ramp2018

UPDATE: George and Ralph now appear to be making a coordinated long-distance journey #ramp2018

"This is no longer a wolf and a gorilla" - The Rock, who must know about the lizard as well #ramp2018

If they believe CEO Claire has the antidote, what exactly are they adding to the equation? I say trust Claire #TrustClaire #ramp2018

George and Ralph have been blown up; RIP George and Ralph #theygone #ramp2018

Oh wow, they survived #ramp2018

Finally they're evacuating Chicago! #ramp2018

I worry that they're never going to get everyone out of the city in time #ramp2018

We're finally delivering on the promise of a true rampage #ramp2018

Makes sense the military doesn't have a submarine in the Chicago river. #ramp2018

LIZARD IS HERE! #ramp2018

I suspect that if all forces are directed at Lizzy the Lizard, she will very quickly be exterminated #ramp2018

Calling it now: it's only a matter of time before they decide to go nuclear. #ramp2018

I agree with The Rock: I think the antidote would be very helpful right now #ramp2018

The bomb that will wipe out half of Chicago: now leaving from MO #ramp2018

Looking forward to seeing these B-2s in action! #ramp2018

Oh no, Kate's workstation has been decommissioned by the FBI. #ramp2018

2018 was a big year for The Rock films with business tycoons escaping via helicopter while there is somebody infiltrating their building. #SkyscraperRampage #ramp2018

The cure for monsterism has been located #ramp2018

UPDATES: Rock shot, monsters now climbing Willis Tower #ramp2018

Yesssss, GEORGE IS BACK! #ramp2018

I hope the monsters destroy the radio signal that's annoying them, and are able to live happily ever after #ramp2018

The shot of the woman being eaten by the gorilla looked like the cheapest CG imaginable. #ramp2018

Finally delivering on the last of the checkboxes for a Rampage adaptation: human eaten #ramp2018

In the last five minutes we've gotten Malin Akerman saying "That happened", and now the cowboy guy saying "Oh man, that was a lot", after two horrific violent acts

2018 really peak soy-writing #ramp2018

How is this radio antenna so hard to destroy? They're monsters!! #ramp2018

Among other bullshit happening, I believe The Loop has been partially destroyed #ramp2018

Helicopter plan worked out surprisingly well. #ramp2018

The Rock is doing quite well for a guy who's been shot and has been in a helicopter crash #ramp2018

"I can't believe we survived that" #ClassicMovieLines #ramp2018

George better not turn on his monster brethren #ramp2018

Now George is on our side! #ramp2018

I don't really care about any of the people or animals in this film. #ramp2018

I like Lizzy #TeamLizzy #ramp2018

"Of course the wolf flies" #ClassicMovieLines #PeakSoy #ramp2018

George to the rescue! #ramp2018

Looking good for Team Lizzy right now 😎 #LizItUp #BigLizard #ramp2018

I say drop the MOAB. The whole serum plan isn't really working and it seems like the best option at this point. #ramp2018

Nice that the heavily damaged helicopter started up with all systems green! #ramp2018

This monster has destroyed so many helicopters already. What is one more really going to do? The Rock should know this. #ramp2018

Lizzy ain't never going down! #TeamLizzy #ImmortalLiz #ramp2018

MOAB incoming! #ramp2018

Oh nevermind they called it off. Boooooo. #ramp2018

Really sad Lizzy wasn't able to enjoy a final snack of The Rock #RipLizzy #ramp2018

If George survives, he could really be a part of Chicago's big comeback

Could be a bigger tourist attraction than The Bean #ramp2018

The whole crew is here! But what about The Rock's hapless assistants from San Diego? Will we ever see them again? #ramp2018

I'm honestly shocked that they weren't a bigger part of the movie, they honestly vibed with the film's general MO so well #ramp2018

I'm so sick of George's bullshit #ramp2018

I'd be OK if this film ended about five minutes ago. #ramp2018

This isn't film

It's impossible to overstate how bad this looks

Characters are just repeating lines #ramp2018

Wow, four people credited for the screenplay. It takes a village! #ramp2018

Overall, I expected this movie to be stupid, and targeted strictly at 11-year-old boys, but it significantly undershot the level of sophistication I expected

I did not like it at all, but I do have to admit that it's antic enough to be an Earful movie #ramp2018

There's definitely a lot to potentially dissect. Tracking the evolution of the monsters could be fun. I don't know that it's a very enjoyable world to be immersed in for 40 hours, though. #ramp2018

God, it would have been so much better if his three assistants turned into the monsters

Should have hired me as the script doctor #ramp2018